Season 5, Episode 6: "The Lip Reader"

Ah, it didn't work. He caught me hearing.

It's terrible, but I'm not a terrible person.

When I shoo squirrels away, I always say, "Get out of here."

I never, ever throw things at 'em,

and try to injure 'em like other people.

That's nice. Yeah!

And when I see freaks in the street,

I never, ever stare at 'em.

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