Season 5, Episode 6: "The Lip Reader"

And yet I'm careful not to look away.

See? 'Cause I wanna make the freaks feel comfortable.

That's nice for the freaks.

Yeah. And I don't poof up my hair

when I go to the movies so people behind me can see.

Oh, God, I gotta make it up to this guy.

I'm not gonna be able to live with myself.

Why don't you get him some tickets?

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