Season 5, Episode 6: "The Lip Reader"

"I love carrots, but I hate carrot soup.

And I hate peas, but I love pea soup."

This is so wild.

Can I borrow her for a few hours tomorrow afternoon?

No. If I lend her to you, I have to lend her to everybody.

I don't envy you, Todd.

This place is gonna be a mess.

Maybe you can stick around after everybody leaves,

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