Season 5, Episode 6: "The Lip Reader"

Professional tennis. I don't understand all the shushing.

Why're they always shushing? "Shh! Shh!"

Don't the players know that we're there?

Should we duck down behind the seat

so they don't see us watching them?

To me tennis is basically just Ping-Pong,

and the players are standin' on the table.

That's all it is.

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