The Dinner Party

Season 5, Episode 13 — 80 scenes

• "Now we go, "I can't believe they can land a man on the moon,"
• ""I'm not surprised they couldn't land man on the moon."
• "I once got Happy New Year-ed in March."
• "My father got a deal from a friend of his."
• "and get a bottle of wine or something."
• "they'll be upset because I didn't bring anything."
• "I don't think we want to walk in there"
• "there's this annoying little chore to go with it."
• "You're pretty comfortable up there, huh, bubble boy?"
• "They're better than anything you'll get at a bakery."
• "I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi.""
• "Oh. That's the bakery. Stop here. Stop here. Okay."
• "Yeah. All right."
• "You know, I often wonder what you'll be like"
• "I think it'll be a smooth transition for you."
• "You think I should go and ask her for hers?"
• "doesn't mean they were here first. We were here."
• "Besides, what if somebody wants to get out of here?"
• "Why don't you go into the store, and I'll wait in the car."
• "Yeah, right. That's something I do all the time."
• "I make up stories to get ahead in lines at bakeries."
• "We met at Linda van Brak's baby shower."
• "Well, this is a little awkward, isn't it?"
• "and I'll be telling them what a jerk<i> you</i> are!"
• "You're lucky, Mrs. Benedict. It's our last one."
• "Hm. What do you say we get a Mouton Cadet?"
• "I guarantee you they're not getting no $12 cake!"
• "My osteopath says it's bad for my spine."
• "They're going in first with the last babka."
• "You don't make carrots into a cake. I'm sorry!"
• "There's chocolate, and there's cinnamon."
• "Cinnamon takes a back seat to no babka!"
• "the answer invariably comes back: cinnamon,"
• "And a black-and-white cookie for me."
• "George, there's a newsstand right over there. Come on."
• "Just get some gum or something."
• "What is it, a hundred? I can't change a hundred."
• "That'll make great dinner-party conversation."
• "Hey, you know, then there's an unusual"
• "newspaper, gum, Clark bar."
• "Oh, great. All right, with the wine,"
• "Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate."
• "You really should do an op-ed piece for<i> The Times.</i>"
• "No, get another one. It'll take a second."
• "What if it's your hair? What if it's your hair?"
• "Nobody takes better care of their hair than me."
• "Maybe we should just forget about the cake."
• "how attractive she thought our new neighbor Linda was.""
• "Maybe there's a note on it."
• "I don't have to tell you, she was a knockout.""
• "but we're still basically very stupid."
• "He could build the rocket, but he's still stupid"
• "Think Mussolini would circle the block"
• "If this is allowed to go on, this is not a society."
• "No, that's out of the question."
• "I started screaming, "There's a hair in my farina!"
• "I was little, but I could run really fast."
• "Whose hair was it?"
• "Ooh, that's us. Oh, good."
• "Yeah, you wanna trade your hair for some phlegm."
• "We're in big trouble. Big trouble."
• "She grabbed it by the brim, pulled it down so hard,"
• "We been waiting 20 minutes for you people!"
• "Wait till I get my hands on that George."
• "I don't know. I don't feel so good."
• "I think I got David Duke and Farrakhan down there."
• "I haven't thrown up since June 29, 1980."
• "Why don't you watch what you're doing,"
• "If you had five chickens, could you tell them apart"
• "We're just waiting for some double-parker to unblock us."
• "All right, guys..."
• "You're paying for these."
• "You know, I'm freezing? I'm definitely freezing."
• "HUSSEIN: I wouldn't walk around without a coat in this weather."
• "It might've been Saddam Hussein. We're not sure."
• "I had to give it to the liquor store guy."
• "Here's your cake."
• "is actually lost through the top of the head,"
• "than anything society could possibly offer me.""
• "and your lawyer recommends the insanity defense,"