The Dinner Party
Season 5, Episode 13 — 80 scenes
- "Now we go, "I can't believe they can land a man on the moon,"
- ""I'm not surprised they couldn't land man on the moon."
- "I once got Happy New Year-ed in March."
- "My father got a deal from a friend of his."
- "and get a bottle of wine or something."
- "they'll be upset because I didn't bring anything."
- "I don't think we want to walk in there"
- "there's this annoying little chore to go with it."
- "You're pretty comfortable up there, huh, bubble boy?"
- "They're better than anything you'll get at a bakery."
- "I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi.""
- "Oh. That's the bakery. Stop here. Stop here. Okay."
- "Yeah. All right."
- "You know, I often wonder what you'll be like"
- "I think it'll be a smooth transition for you."
- "You think I should go and ask her for hers?"
- "doesn't mean they were here first. We were here."
- "Besides, what if somebody wants to get out of here?"
- "Why don't you go into the store, and I'll wait in the car."
- "Yeah, right. That's something I do all the time."
- "I make up stories to get ahead in lines at bakeries."
- "We met at Linda van Brak's baby shower."
- "Well, this is a little awkward, isn't it?"
- "and I'll be telling them what a jerk<i> you</i> are!"
- "You're lucky, Mrs. Benedict. It's our last one."
- "Hm. What do you say we get a Mouton Cadet?"
- "I guarantee you they're not getting no $12 cake!"
- "My osteopath says it's bad for my spine."
- "They're going in first with the last babka."
- "You don't make carrots into a cake. I'm sorry!"
- "There's chocolate, and there's cinnamon."
- "Cinnamon takes a back seat to no babka!"
- "the answer invariably comes back: cinnamon,"
- "And a black-and-white cookie for me."
- "George, there's a newsstand right over there. Come on."
- "Just get some gum or something."
- "What is it, a hundred? I can't change a hundred."
- "That'll make great dinner-party conversation."
- "Hey, you know, then there's an unusual"
- "newspaper, gum, Clark bar."
- "Oh, great. All right, with the wine,"
- "Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate."
- "You really should do an op-ed piece for<i> The Times.</i>"
- "No, get another one. It'll take a second."
- "What if it's your hair? What if it's your hair?"
- "Nobody takes better care of their hair than me."
- "Maybe we should just forget about the cake."
- "how attractive she thought our new neighbor Linda was.""
- "Maybe there's a note on it."
- "I don't have to tell you, she was a knockout.""
- "but we're still basically very stupid."
- "He could build the rocket, but he's still stupid"
- "Think Mussolini would circle the block"
- "If this is allowed to go on, this is not a society."
- "No, that's out of the question."
- "I started screaming, "There's a hair in my farina!"
- "I was little, but I could run really fast."
- "Whose hair was it?"
- "Ooh, that's us. Oh, good."
- "Yeah, you wanna trade your hair for some phlegm."
- "We're in big trouble. Big trouble."
- "She grabbed it by the brim, pulled it down so hard,"
- "We been waiting 20 minutes for you people!"
- "Wait till I get my hands on that George."
- "I don't know. I don't feel so good."
- "I think I got David Duke and Farrakhan down there."
- "I haven't thrown up since June 29, 1980."
- "Why don't you watch what you're doing,"
- "If you had five chickens, could you tell them apart"
- "We're just waiting for some double-parker to unblock us."
- "All right, guys..."
- "You're paying for these."
- "You know, I'm freezing? I'm definitely freezing."
- "HUSSEIN: I wouldn't walk around without a coat in this weather."
- "It might've been Saddam Hussein. We're not sure."
- "I had to give it to the liquor store guy."
- "Here's your cake."
- "is actually lost through the top of the head,"
- "than anything society could possibly offer me.""
- "and your lawyer recommends the insanity defense,"
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