Season 5, Episode 13: "The Dinner Party"

I'd ask for the death penalty for double-parkers!

If this is allowed to go on, this is not a society.

This is anarchy!

Are those shoes comfortable?

No, not really. They look comfortable.

I know, that's why I bought them,

but they're not comfortable.

Why couldn't we take the hair off and go?

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