Season 5, Episode 13: "The Dinner Party"

We waited 15 minutes for this!

You sell me a cake with a hair on it,

and then you want me to wait?

What are you doing? You're gonna wait now?

I'm not gonna eat a cake with a hair on it.

It was a little hair. I took it off.

Do you think that makes it better?

What if it's your hair? What if it's your hair?

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