Season 5, Episode 13: "The Dinner Party"

What is wrong with my hair?

Nobody takes better care of their hair than me.

You could serve dinner on my head.

You use that misty herbal rainwater crap

they sell in the health food store.

I use Prell, the hard stuff.

Hundred proof. Takes your roots out!

We'll just wait till she calls the number.

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