Season 5, Episode 13: "The Dinner Party"

We never should have landed a man on the moon.

It's a mistake.

Now everything is compared to that one accomplishment.

Now we go, "I can't believe they can land a man on the moon,

and taste my coffee!"

I think we all would've been a lot happier

if we hadn't landed a man on the moon. We'd go:

"They can't make a prescription bottle top open easily?