The Nonfat Yogurt

Season 5, Episode 7 — 86 scenes

• "Anybody beat that? Anybody got 'em younger than that?"
• "Actually come out of the birth canal and go,"
• ""Does anybody have one of those little cloths?"
• "They grind up the coffee beans and put it in!"
• "you don't have to offer me some of yours."
• "Kramer's gonna clean up on this place."
• "but I'm going to get a little bit more, okay? Yep."
• "So I hear you're living back home now or something?"
• "And...now it sort of moves involuntarily."
• "Well, I'm really sorry I gotta run now."
• "Boy, he is really cute."
• "So there were a lotta people there, huh?"
• "You'd never know it was nonfat."
• "a whole empire based on puttin' your feet up?"
• "I got, like, a whole new <i>Tonight Show</i> here."
• "Boy, it's hard to believe, with so much biting experience,"
• "you look a little chunky yourself, buddy."
• "I thought I put on a couple, but 7 pounds!"
• "Wait a second. Maybe it's that yogurt."
• "There must be some lab that would do that kinda thing."
• "I will put myself on an all-yogurt diet..."
• "You ever see Tommy Tune dance, George?"
• "Anyone can tap-dance. It's all in those shoes."
• "Well, I was just in the neighborhood visiting my mother,"
• "I hear you're a big adviser for Dinkins now."
• "I've never seen your arm move like this."
• "Dinkins was talking about you. He was discussing you!"
• "You know what kind of a doctor he must be if Dinkins knows him?"
• "All right, let's go down to the yogurt store,"
• "Every word out of my son's mouth now is:"
• "Uh, Mary, we've been eating a lot of your husband's yogurt"
• "Does that have any fat in it?"
• "who was that gorgeous woman I saw you with the other day?"
• "She works at Pendant Publishing."
• "and I sent her to the back of the line."
• "I've been waitin' for somethin' like this my whole life,"
• "I'd appreciate it if you'd stop using obscenities around my son."
• "Well, you can't have this tested now. It's melting."
• "Um, hi, hi. I called earlier about getting the yogurt tested?"
• "You know, this is gonna take a couple of days."
• "Actually, this is Mr. Giuliani's blood."
• "So he made an appointment for me to see Dinkins' doctor."
• "Look, Lloyd doesn't know what he's up against."
• "My whole life is a lie."
• "and it's been moving involuntarily ever since."
• "No, but what if we get married or something?"
• "All right, well, then, what if we become a couple, George?"
• "He's a funny [BLEEP]."
• "you'll never become a comedian like me when you grow up."
• "Yeah, yeah. Big adviser. He tells him what soap to use."
• "What the [BLEEP] are you doin', you little piece of [BLEEP]!"
• "We don't want to disturb the security guard."
• "You want a taste? No."
• "It's delicious."
• "Is the verdict in yet?"
• "this is in case there's a tie, hm?"
• "Wow. You know what I would do if I was running for mayor?"
• "that everybody should wear nametags all the time"
• "You sure you don't want any yogurt?"
• "Three days, he hasn't called me, and you know why?"
• "And he says, "Boy, you're a lotta woman.""
• "Well, I wouldn't get your hopes up."
• "where everyone in the city should wear nametags."
• "So people can go around saying hello to one another."
• "Okay. Thank you very much."
• "I-I can control it if I really concentrate,"
• "I'm going to have to be perfectly honest with you."
• "May I suggest the possibility that you're faking?"
• "I don't know what kind of person would do something like that."
• "MAN [ON TV]: <i>Rudy Giuliani, who underwent</i> <i>a physical last week</i>"
• "<i>What effect this will have</i> <i>on the minds of the voters</i>"
• "<i>where Rudy Giuliani</i> <i>is about to make a statement.</i>"
• "<i>but it's nonfat.</i>"
• "anybody would be interested in an idea like that?"
• "I banged it on the desk in the doctor's office."
• "GIULIANI [ON TV]: <i>My campaign staff</i> <i>has received</i>"
• "<i>that Mayor Giuliani</i> <i>will do everything possible</i>"
• "I can't eat this."
• "It had fat in it. It's not good for you."
• ""Apparently some blood spilled into Mr. Giuliani's test tube"
• "So in effect, the yogurt won him the election."
• "I can't eat this!"
• "Thanks for ruining my daddy's business,"
• "There's nothing more fun than cursing when you're a kid."
• "the first thing you learn are the curse words, right?"
• "the first thing you ask is, "How do they say 'doodie' here?""