Season 5, Episode 7: "The Nonfat Yogurt"

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"Apparently some blood spilled into Mr. Giuliani's test tube

"causing his cholesterol count

"to be 150 points higher than was initially reported.

"Ironically, the mishap,

"by bringing the nonfat yogurt scandal

"to the attention of the public,

"probably clinched the election for the Republican.

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