Season 5, Episode 7: "The Nonfat Yogurt"

ELAINE: <i>Me.</i> Uh.

Hey, I had the show of my life last night.

I ad-libbed, like, 10 new minutes.

Yeah, but did you tape it?

Right there. I got it.

I did this thing on the Ottoman Empire.

Like, what was this,

a whole empire based on puttin' your feet up?

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