Season 5, Episode 7: "The Nonfat Yogurt"

I'd appreciate it if you'd stop using obscenities around my son.

It was an accident. I'm gonna talk to him.

I'll have a small, plain vanilla, in a cup, to go.

That's nonfat, right?

I'm on a special diet,

and the doctor said I can't have any fat.

Yeah, well, there is no fat.

Hey, another round of strawberry for me and my friends!

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