Season 5, Episode 7: "The Nonfat Yogurt"

What the hell is "consarnit," anyway?

I mean, you've stubbed your toe,

and you say, "Consarnit,"

you might as well say, "Yippee!"

But if you've ever been to a foreign country,

the first thing you learn are the curse words, right?

Travel halfway around the world

to experience some centuries-old exotic civilization,