The Glasses

Season 5, Episode 3 — 80 scenes

• ""What about getting up after five hours of sleep?""
• "and night guy has no money to go out anymore."
• "Do you ever spit on anybody from here?"
• "Do you ever think about it?"
• "Well, I got it. You got me the air conditioner?"
• "Oh, you're getting an air conditioner for Amy."
• "So you're tunneling to the center of the Earth?"
• "Those glasses<i> will</i> be returned to their rightful owner!"
• "Go see my friend Dwayne at J&amp;T Optical on Columbus Avenue."
• "He just got me 30% off on an air conditioner."
• "Well, it's a tough decision. I have to wear these every day."
• "I think these women would be pretty good-lookin'"
• "And once again I'm standing here like a little man."
• "All right, I'm gonna take Elaine over to the hospital."
• "I saw Amy making out with your cousin Jeffrey."
• "Listen, Jerry, you just catch up with me, okay?"
• "Oh, we just got those in. It's a very exciting new frame."
• "Well, I'm mentionin' his name."
• "Look, I'm gonna need a deposit on these."
• "So what? Squinting doesn't make that much of a difference."
• "He can squint his way down to, like, 20-30 vision."
• "No, no, no. I know I<i> wasn't</i> shot."
• "No trouble at all. It's the principle of the thing."
• "[LAUGHING] Well, you must've done something."
• "Well, your day's getting more interesting already."
• "You think I don't know about you swappin' spit"
• "Saw me? With who?"
• "There's nothing to tell."
• "Wanna get some pizza?"
• "Uh, so are we gonna still go out on Friday, though?"
• "Yeah. When are you gettin' an air conditioner?"
• "Now you made me throw off the whole learning curve."
• "You're gonna take her word over mine?"
• "I didn't have the heart to tell ya."
• "Huh, Mercury head. You mind?"
• "There was a dog in front of the building,"
• "No. He said I didn't need a shot."
• "and ask Dwayne if he knows the name of the owner of the dog."
• "I went to see your friend Dwayne,"
• "Look, I'm gonna go down there with you right now. Come on."
• "You know, George, that's an onion."
• "is get Amy and Jeffrey together somewhere. That's it."
• "I'm goin' over to Jeffrey's apartment tomorrow night"
• "[TEARFULLY] You'll see. I'm right."
• "I'm talkin' about the 30% discount."
• "Six months ago you were eating four of those for breakfast"
• "if it wasn't for me taking you over to Joe's fruit stand"
• "I'll give 'em the discount. Just put that thing away."
• "I mean, all you need is that little chain around your neck,"
• "so you can wear 'em while you're playing canasta."
• "12,000 BTUs of raw cooling power, huh?"
• "No. Just plug it in, and the Commando 8 does the rest."
• "I don't need you to tell me what I don't want,"
• "May I have one of those, madam?"
• "[CHUCKLES] "Gloria Vanderbilt collection.""
• "I'm having trouble swallowing."
• "She's got rabies, just like my friend Bob Sacamano."
• "Is this gonna hurt?"
• "There is no way Cousin Jeffrey is dating Amy."
• "I had to get shots because of your stupid dog!"
• "♪ Oh, my papaya ♪"
• "I think it got the dog!"
• "Uh, would you mind walking me back to my locker?"
• "I don't like 'em. They pinch my nose."
• "Listen, you're lucky I'm not askin' for a whole refund."
• "that lady that was in here the other day."
• "Really? You wouldn't happen to know what apartment he's in?"
• "I don't know. You're acting very mysteriously."
• "I'm supposed to tape this nature show for him."
• "They have dinner together, they have discussions, they--"
• "Oh, so that's why you've been acting so mysteriously."
• "What are you talking about? I don't know Jeffrey."
• "Oh, so this is why you brought me up here."
• "Wanna get some pizza?"
• "Boy, these really do pinch the nose."
• "Plus I got to pay that vet bill for the stupid dog."
• "I tell you, if I ever find the son of a bitch"
• "go from being this carefully crafted medical apparatus"
• "No eye exam, you don't have any idea what's wrong with the eyes,"
• ""Thank you. Bye." And just walk right into a wall. Bang."