Season 5, Episode 3: "The Glasses"

Are you kidding? I've seen him squint.

He can squint his way down to, like, 20-30 vision.

Once we were driving down from the Catskills,

and he lost his glasses,

he squinted his way from Wurtsboro

down to the Tappan Zee Bridge.

He was spottin' raccoons on the road.