Season 5, Episode 3: "The Glasses"

We're behind you, Aquaboy. Godspeed.

What kind of a sick, demented person

wants another person's glasses?

Yeah, especially those frames.

You know what you ought to do?

Go see my friend Dwayne at J&T Optical on Columbus Avenue.

He'll give you 30% off.

Pssh. Yeah, come on.

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