Season 5, Episode 3: "The Glasses"

the alarm, you're exhausted, groggy.

Oh, you hate that night guy.

See, night guy always screws morning guy.

There's nothing morning guy can do.

The only thing morning guy can do

is try and oversleep often enough

so that day guy loses his job,

and night guy has no money to go out anymore.

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