The Raincoats

Season 5, Episode 18 — 148 scenes

• "they talk into your mouth, like you're a clown at a drive-thru?"
• "Sometimes they give you the three-quarter handshake,"
• "late release, and pull you in for the too-close conversation."
• "Is there ever a good time to have your parents stay with you?"
• "Hey, maybe this will become, like, a cool thing,"
• "Who do you think is gonna be the first ones getting a tour of the ship?"
• "I was wondering if either one of you guys"
• "All right, Joey. That's enough. Let's go."
• "Yeah, it used to be right in the middle of Single Jeopardy."
• "Hey, I gotta stop at the bookstore, to get my parents one of those"
• "GEORGE: I'm trying to get out of this Big Brother program."
• "Because George is a deeply-disturbed individual."
• "Mm. I'm gonna remember that if I'm ever in Florida."
• "the widows, they bring in their wardrobes."
• "All right. I got a 10:00. I'll see everybody later."
• "My parents really wanna have you guys over for dinner"
• "Oh. Well, um... what about tomorrow night?"
• "Hey, give them our best, though."
• "So, how come you're not going over there for dinner?"
• "I didn't think you could detect abnormal behavior"
• "It's Elaine. You don't have a problem with her, do you?"
• "They're exhausting. It's like being in an asylum."
• "Three more days, and then we're off to Paris."
• "I still have an envelope full of French francs."
• "How'd you like a behind-the-scenes tour?"
• "You sure? You can examine the artwork up close."
• "Have you ever heard of anyone doing anything like this?"
• "I got the place to myself for a few hours. Rachel!"
• "Sorry, pal. Wish I could help you out."
• "They wouldn't lie to us. They're our dear friends."
• "What are you, trying to set my mouth on fire?"
• "Jerry, have you ever seen any of those Impressionist paintings?"
• "I say that guy was painting without his glasses."
• "we can just sit right here and read."
• "I've heard about you."
• "Hey, you must be Aaron. I've heard about you."
• "The beltless trench coat. My father invented it."
• "You know, I have boxes of those sitting in my garage in Florida."
• "This is like the meeting of Smith and Wesson."
• "I'm gonna pay for this whole trip with these coats."
• "I don't even know how long I'm gonna be away for."
• "We've been trying to reunite Joey with his father,"
• "And you'll send me a postcard."
• "I'll tell you, that old guy's full of life."
• "How come you asked Mr. and Mrs. Seinfeld,"
• "who are more than twice your age?"
• "You had fun with Mr. and Mrs. Seinfeld?"
• "How'd you come up with the idea for the beltless trench coat?"
• "He also came up with an idea for a brimless rain hat,"
• "Oh, you have to go. You have to."
• "Jack, it's Morty."
• "Anyway, there are these three big boxes. You can't miss them."
• "You think you're gonna sell those old, crappy raincoats?"
• "If they don't come tonight, they might not see us."
• "Maybe a cruise."
• "poking around the attic last night?"
• "Don't you understand? The very thought, the very idea."
• "GEORGE: I guess I've been hanging onto them"
• "He was a very handsome man. A Casanova, really."
• "Uh, I'm just selling some of Dad's things."
• "are going into business together selling raincoats."
• "He likes to fly by the seat of his vintage pants."
• "I wish. They don't make them anymore. Come here."
• "I don't see what would possibly stop me."
• "Oh, they were tired. It was a last-minute thing."
• "They don't wanna have dinner with my parents?"
• "Very interesting if they don't show up tonight."
• "to taking a little kid to Paris with them?"
• "It turns out that the kid's father lives in Paris."
• "First, we're going to a matinee. I'm taking the afternoon off."
• "Wish I could find a nice guy."
• "I was able to finagle two more tickets to My Fair Lady,"
• "You don't get corned beef like that anymore."
• "Look, they're gonna be here any second."
• "It's only two more days."
• "Hello, Rachel. We'll come back another time."
• "No, no, it's okay. I was just leaving anyway."
• "Boy, that was some show."
• "We saw Regis Philbin get out of a limousine."
• "So, when are you coming down to Florida again?"
• "You have nothing better to do than to worry about his boxes?"
• "Thursday morning? You know we're leaving at 3:00."
• "GEORGE: They were drinking champagne in a buggy!"
• "Your mother and I are planning on taking a cruise."
• "You haven't worn any of those clothes for years."
• "Where the hell are my clothes?"
• "to take your mind off of what it really is--"
• "until each individual underwear molecule is so strained,"
• "it can barely retain the properties of a solid."
• "So, how was the movie?"
• "Didn't the three hours go by just like that?"
• "I tell you, I could see it again."
• "So, Klompus has the key, but the jerk couldn't open it up."
• "No, we're not really partners. I only get 25 percent."
• "Don't let him take advantage of you like that."
• "You're the one who sold me the moth-ridden cabana crap."
• "It's a finder's fee. You know what a finder's fee is?"
• "Those are my coats. I saved them, I stored them."
• "I found the place. I set the whole thing up."
• "That's right. They're my coats."
• "This will hardly put a dent in my fumigation bill."
• "So, uh, where are the clothes?"
• "to see that someone else's parents are enjoying themselves?"
• "Because all he's really doing is being nice."
• "I didn't actually get to see the whole movie."
• "You were making out during Schindler's List?"
• "I saw Newman as I was leaving, but he didn't see me."
• "(IMITATING JERRY) Hello, Newman."
• "Why I didn't see you at Schindler's List with Jerry."
• "Well, he really seemed to have his hands full,"
• "He was moving on her like the stormtroopers into Poland."
• "You were making out during Schindler's List?"
• "And we just started up a little during the coming attractions."
• "It's Jack Klompus."
• "DORIS: He should be on his hands and knees thanking you."
• "Yeah. They'll be there tomorrow afternoon, 2:00."
• "I don't think we're gonna make that flight."
• "What's the difference? We'll go someplace else."
• "Well, you know what happens when larvae hatch."
• "I never liked those Seinfelds anyway."
• "That shirt. Where did you get that shirt?"
• "I knew he didn't burn those clothes!"
• "What do you mean, you sold my clothes?"
• "Rudy's the guy buying Morty's raincoats."
• "Missing his plane? Wasn't that a charter flight?"
• "and get my clothes."
• "I go in the Big Brothers' Hall of Fame."
• "Oh, you should've gone to the Costanzas' for dinner."
• "That's giving it away. This is a one-of-a-kind item."
• "Welcome to the Gateway to Paris charter flight."
• "There's no way you're staying with us in Paris."
• "That's what my life is worth to him, $25?"
• "What are you, trying to unload some of that junk of yours?"
• "Who's off the street? I'm in the raincoat business 35 years."
• "(LAUGHS) I'm all ticklish!"
• "MAN (OVER PA): Flight 433 now boarding for Miami at gate 18-A."
• "And make sure Kramer uses good tape"
• "No. I could've called the travel agency,"
• "This watch could've paid for their whole trip."
• "They'll get dehydrated on the plane!"
• "I'm afraid Rachel's not going to be able to see you tonight,"
• "Fortunately, my postman happened to witness the entire incident."
• "they open the door, my father flicks the light on,"
• "Did you ever notice that he stood too close to you when he talked?"
• "coming out of Schindler's List the other night."
• "GEORGE: Where the hell is your father?"
• "I just hope those exterminators know what they're doing."
• "I guess whenever someone's taking valuables out of their pants,"