Season 5, Episode 18: "The Raincoats"

after a strange person moves out.

Why would I want to move into somebody's pants?

There is no vintage underwear, of course.

But it's not because a guy couldn't sell his underwear.

It's because men wear their underwear

until it absolutely disintegrates.

Men hang onto underwear

until each individual underwear molecule is so strained,

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