Season 5, Episode 18: "The Raincoats"

I really feel, as human beings,

we need more training in our basic social skills,

conversational distance.

Don't you hate these people that talk to you,

they talk into your mouth, like you're a clown at a drive-thru?

And handshakes is the worst.

There's absolutely no guidelines for handshakes.

You know how many people--? Too strong, too weak.

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