The Sniffing Accountant

Season 5, Episode 4 — 71 scenes

• "To me, government is basically parents for adults."
• "there's really going to be something wrong with the Beaver."
• "So, does he like you? What do you think?"
• "So, I was sitting on the reception desk,"
• "between his thumb and his forefinger, like this."
• "Yeah, what do you think? I found it in the back of my closet."
• "I don't know how you can let this guy handle all your money."
• "Bathroom, uh? Bathroom's right over there."
• "Plus I got some of Kramer's money with him."
• "He doesn't do drugs. Then what was all that sniffing?"
• "He says they're looking to maybe put somebody on,"
• "so I got you an interview next Friday with his boss."
• "Because I don't need him looking at my bras."
• "You don't even know what they're made from."
• "I'm not saying go to the library and read the whole history,"
• "You ask me to get a pair of underwear,"
• "I based my whole life on knowing that the "D" is the biggest."
• "I got it. Cups in the front, loops in the back."
• "I don't know. All I know is he was sniffing."
• "Look, It doesn't necessarily mean anything yet."
• "I mean, when he was leaving, did he say, "I'm splittin'"?"
• "We're gonna go get our money back, right?"
• "You have cleaned up the whole apartment"
• "You got a few messages, I wrote them down."
• "Oh, yeah. Ha. I'll call you back."
• "why you didn't use an exclamation point."
• "Well, maybe I don't use my exclamation points,"
• "I just thought that you'd be a little more excited,"
• "Well, you know Jake, you should learn to use 'em."
• ""Called for one." You know, I thought I'd heard of everything."
• "Didn't take you long."
• "All right, here. You call him right now, okay?"
• "<i>I'm sorry,</i> <i>he's out of town this week.</i>"
• "Well, I say we go and get our money right now!"
• "Okay gentlemen, the fact remains you still have no proof."
• "Maybe there is a way that we could tempt him and find out."
• "All right, shut up, the both of you."
• "Yeah. Maybe we ought to become private detectives."
• "No, you stay here in the car. Who made you leader?"
• "Be careful, Kramer."
• "No, you stay here, in the car. I may need you."
• "There's nothing like a cold one after a long day, huh?"
• "Well, I suck 'em down like Coca-Cola."
• "here's to feeling good all the time."
• "Looks like you got yourself a little cold there,"
• "You should try this new dental floss, Glide. It's fantastic."
• "Right. Anyone who uses Dentotape is an idiot."
• "but when I come back, I'm sitting over there."
• "What do you mean you don't like it?"
• "Well, that interests me very much, very much indeed, sir."
• "His mother's brassiere was hanging over the shower rod."
• "They're more than just underwear to me, Mr. Farkus."
• "Thank you, Mr. Farkus. Thank you very much indeed."
• "Uh, this is Costanza, he's our new bra salesman."
• "Well, I felt the writing lacked a certain emotion and intensity."
• "I felt that the character doesn't like to be c-c-chilly."
• "when you keep putting quarters and quarters into a machine,"
• "in the form of a cashier's check, no later than the 18th.""
• "Yep. I'll give you yours as soon as I get my money back."
• "Mushrooms? You got mushrooms, Jerry?"
• "I was wearing that sweater in the coffee shop,"
• "Newman, it's got exclamation points all over it."
• "Get your hands off of me!"
• "What can be gained by feeling a person's material?"
• "You know you are really lucky Newman never mailed that letter."
• "prior to his filing chapter 11, I could have got the money back."
• "A pair of bear claws, please."
• "Half silk, half cotton, half linen."
• "And the thing that was hardest for me to comprehend about this,"
• ""Bailiff, give this man his peyote buttons and tequila back,"
• "Sorry to bother you, sir, terribly sorry.""