The Sniffing Accountant
Season 5, Episode 4 — 71 scenes
- "To me, government is basically parents for adults."
- "there's really going to be something wrong with the Beaver."
- "So, does he like you? What do you think?"
- "So, I was sitting on the reception desk,"
- "between his thumb and his forefinger, like this."
- "Yeah, what do you think? I found it in the back of my closet."
- "I don't know how you can let this guy handle all your money."
- "Bathroom, uh? Bathroom's right over there."
- "Plus I got some of Kramer's money with him."
- "He doesn't do drugs. Then what was all that sniffing?"
- "He says they're looking to maybe put somebody on,"
- "so I got you an interview next Friday with his boss."
- "Because I don't need him looking at my bras."
- "You don't even know what they're made from."
- "I'm not saying go to the library and read the whole history,"
- "You ask me to get a pair of underwear,"
- "I based my whole life on knowing that the "D" is the biggest."
- "I got it. Cups in the front, loops in the back."
- "I don't know. All I know is he was sniffing."
- "Look, It doesn't necessarily mean anything yet."
- "I mean, when he was leaving, did he say, "I'm splittin'"?"
- "We're gonna go get our money back, right?"
- "You have cleaned up the whole apartment"
- "You got a few messages, I wrote them down."
- "Oh, yeah. Ha. I'll call you back."
- "why you didn't use an exclamation point."
- "Well, maybe I don't use my exclamation points,"
- "I just thought that you'd be a little more excited,"
- "Well, you know Jake, you should learn to use 'em."
- ""Called for one." You know, I thought I'd heard of everything."
- "Didn't take you long."
- "All right, here. You call him right now, okay?"
- "<i>I'm sorry,</i> <i>he's out of town this week.</i>"
- "Well, I say we go and get our money right now!"
- "Okay gentlemen, the fact remains you still have no proof."
- "Maybe there is a way that we could tempt him and find out."
- "All right, shut up, the both of you."
- "Yeah. Maybe we ought to become private detectives."
- "No, you stay here in the car. Who made you leader?"
- "Be careful, Kramer."
- "No, you stay here, in the car. I may need you."
- "There's nothing like a cold one after a long day, huh?"
- "Well, I suck 'em down like Coca-Cola."
- "here's to feeling good all the time."
- "Looks like you got yourself a little cold there,"
- "You should try this new dental floss, Glide. It's fantastic."
- "Right. Anyone who uses Dentotape is an idiot."
- "but when I come back, I'm sitting over there."
- "What do you mean you don't like it?"
- "Well, that interests me very much, very much indeed, sir."
- "His mother's brassiere was hanging over the shower rod."
- "They're more than just underwear to me, Mr. Farkus."
- "Thank you, Mr. Farkus. Thank you very much indeed."
- "Uh, this is Costanza, he's our new bra salesman."
- "Well, I felt the writing lacked a certain emotion and intensity."
- "I felt that the character doesn't like to be c-c-chilly."
- "when you keep putting quarters and quarters into a machine,"
- "in the form of a cashier's check, no later than the 18th.""
- "Yep. I'll give you yours as soon as I get my money back."
- "Mushrooms? You got mushrooms, Jerry?"
- "I was wearing that sweater in the coffee shop,"
- "Newman, it's got exclamation points all over it."
- "Get your hands off of me!"
- "What can be gained by feeling a person's material?"
- "You know you are really lucky Newman never mailed that letter."
- "prior to his filing chapter 11, I could have got the money back."
- "A pair of bear claws, please."
- "Half silk, half cotton, half linen."
- "And the thing that was hardest for me to comprehend about this,"
- ""Bailiff, give this man his peyote buttons and tequila back,"
- "Sorry to bother you, sir, terribly sorry.""
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