Season 5, Episode 4: "The Sniffing Accountant"

What do you mean you felt her material?

What, with your fingers, like this?

So what? What's so bad about that?

Who goes around feeling people's material?

What can be gained by feeling a person's material?

Whatever happened to:

"My that's a lovely dress you have on.

"May I have this dance?"

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