Season 5, Episode 4: "The Sniffing Accountant"

To me, government is basically parents for adults.

Especially the IRS.

The IRS is like Ward and June Cleaver,

and we're all Wally and the Beaver.

And your accountant is Eddie Haskell

showing you all these neat tricks

to get away with stuff.

Which is fine unless you get audited.

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