Season 5, Episode 4: "The Sniffing Accountant"

This guy can write checks to himself,

right out of my account.

I have known this guy since college,

He doesn't do drugs. Then what was all that sniffing?

Maybe it's the cold weather.

Today's not cold. All right.

I gotta get going, My parents are expecting me.

Don't forget to wash your hands before supper.

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