Season 5, Episode 4: "The Sniffing Accountant"

You don't think that someone having a baby

warrants an exclamation point?

Hey, look, I just jotted down the message.

I didn't know that I was required,

to capture the mood of each caller.

I just thought that you'd be a little more excited,

about a friend of mine having a baby.

Okay, I'm excited.

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