Season 5, Episode 4: "The Sniffing Accountant"

If ever a job required some hallucinogenic support,

this is the job.

That should be the legal defense.

You're in court:

"You're charged with possession of illegal narcotics."

"But your honor, I'm an accountant."

Bang! "Case closed.

"Bailiff, give this man his peyote buttons and tequila back,

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