The Bris

Season 5, Episode 5 — 75 scenes

• ""Well, your condition isn't as bad as we originally thought."
• "There's always a very interesting cultural, ethnic mix"
• "And the orderlies come in with the food and bed pans."
• "turns green. His eyes roll up in his head and he blacks out."
• "Sucking away. Sucking like there's no tomorrow."
• "My friend's wife's breasts are sticking out."
• "After the sucking comes the weaning."
• "I'm just willing these great parking spots."
• "A positive, uplifting message to start his life out with, huh?"
• "Excuse me. Do you know where the elevator is?"
• "It's a pig-man!"
• "So, anyway, Jerry, Elaine, we have something to ask you."
• "He was sleeping, and then he woke up and he looked at me,"
• "[AS DON CORLEONE] Elaine, never ask me about my business."
• "Yeah, well, so was sacrificing virgins to appease the gods,"
• "KRAMER: Whoa! That's the guy I told where the elevator was."
• "A<i> mohel</i> is the person that performs a circumcision."
• "That's a tough job! How would you like that?"
• "It had no face, no personality."
• "It's gonna cost more to repair the roof than the car is worth!"
• "Attended the finest finishing schools on the Eastern Seaboard."
• "Look at her now: interviewing<i> mohels.</i>"
• "Government funds genetic research at area hospital.""
• "If I have to hear about this pig-man one more time--"
• "They're probably creating a whole army of pig warriors!"
• "going for these pig-men. Whatever their deformity is,"
• "there's always some group of perverts attracted to it."
• "Well, perhaps one day when the pig-men roam free,"
• "George, you ever see one? Yeah. My roommate in college."
• "the anguished oink of pig-man cries out for help!"
• "Wait, George. You got room in the car for the pig-man, huh?"
• "George, if the pig-man had a car, he would give you a ride."
• "It's been a very trying couple of days around the hospital."
• "All the sick children in the playroom looking out the window"
• "You see, this tragedy has affected me in a very..."
• "this whole tragedy might have been averted."
• "Well, I have known bald men who owned convertibles."
• "Now, Mrs. Sweedler, with all due discretion and sensitivity,"
• "a man plummeted tragically to his ultimate demise, Yes."
• "Should I just leave--? Get out!"
• "What happened to the guy that was in there before?"
• "Yes, well If you'll excuse me. I have some patients I really--"
• "You know what I mean! Pork! Sausage!"
• "All right, Kramer. Enough of this."
• "I don't know why he asked me to be the godfather."
• "I thought pitchers and catchers did have a special rapport."
• "They're level jumping on our friendship."
• "which is quite common, you know, stay close to me."
• "Imagine. This is going to be his first memory"
• "We're here to perform the mitzvah of the bris."
• "The baby cries with that loud, sustained squealing cry?"
• "I'll be lying in the gutter like a bum, a dog, a mutt, an animal!"
• "God forbid anybody should help me or call an ambulance!"
• "Embedded in the carpet fibers, deep, deep in the shag,"
• "And then one day, two years later, you're walking barefoot,"
• "Do you? Huh? Huh?"
• "Okay, you sit there. Now I need the baby."
• "We're performing a bris here, not a burlesque show!"
• "symbolizing the covenant between God and Abraham..."
• "You make a mistake with a cow, you move on with your life."
• "Oh, how would he know? He blacked out! He fainted!"
• "Will you be careful? You're getting blood all over the car!"
• "Will you stop it? You're just gonna need a few stitches!"
• "In an emergency yet! How lucky are you, huh?"
• "Oh, well, if it isn't shaky the<i> mohel!</i>"
• "Nice<i> mohel</i> picking Elaine. You picked a hell of a<i> mohel!</i>"
• "You should be ashamed of yourself! The both of ya!"
• "KRAMER: Get out of my way!"
• "You really do the worst Godfather I've ever heard."
• "Well, he's about 5 feet tall,"
• "You're out as godfather. You too. You're both out."
• "[AS DON CORLEONE] Don't ever go against the family, Jerry."
• "Godfather. Yes."
• "Someone goes: "Yes, I will stand in the tunnel breathing exhaust"
• ""Yes, I'm starving and my family has no clothing or shelter,"