Season 5, Episode 5: "The Bris"

the kind of guy to buy a convertible,

what with the baldness and everything.

Well, I have known bald men who owned convertibles.

They wore a hat.

Yes, but then everything's all pulled down, and--

The damage, unfortunately, has...

marred an otherwise fine automobile,

rendering it virtually undrivable.

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