Season 5, Episode 5: "The Bris"

To me what's really amazing, that for every job there is

in the world, there's someone willing to do it.

Someone goes: "Yes, I will stand in the tunnel breathing exhaust

fumes, watching the cars go by, making sure everything's okay."

Someone goes: "Yes, I will work behind the elephant

with the big shovel. I will do it."

Doctors go: "Yes, I will confine myself to one particularly

"objectionable part of the human body all day, every day.

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