Season 5, Episode 5: "The Bris"

I'll tell you something.

I wish there were pig-men.

You get a few of these pig-men walking around,

suddenly I'm looking a lot better.

That way if someone wanted to fix me up,

they could say, "Hey, at least he's no pig-man!"

Believe me, there'd be plenty of women

going for these pig-men. Whatever their deformity is,