Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Darling, you see where that glass is?
You see how the glass is near the edge of the table?
You've got the whole table there to put the glass.
Why you chose the absolute edge
so half the glass is hanging off the table--
You breathe, and that glass falls over,
and then you got broken glass on the carpet.
Embedded in the carpet fibers, deep, deep in the shag,