The Standin

Season 5, Episode 16 — 82 scenes

• "The back of the bus, it's like an eclipse, isn't it?"
• "just taking up the whole windshield of your car."
• "We go out to eat, we both read newspapers."
• "We're talking about how there's nothing to talk about."
• "We have so many things to talk about."
• "Yeah. Bruce said he could use a good laugh."
• "If you can't say something bad about a relationship,"
• "I didn't even know Fulton was in the hospital."
• "are finally gonna tell me what they really think of me."
• "We're stand-ins for the actors on<i> All My Children.</i>"
• "I'm gonna be out on my ass doing that paralegal crap."
• "I told you, you should offer him some cigarettes."
• "Now, look. We're gonna stop at the shoemaker right now."
• "Lifts? Look, Kramer, you don't understand."
• "I haven't cracked a smile in months."
• "You know, because Leningrad, when the Nazis attacked,"
• "All right. Well, there's a priest, a minister"
• "By the same token, could you say "fish is fish"?"
• "Yeah, he said you could never make a commitment to anyone,"
• "How dare he say something like that."
• "I mean...sure, there may have been one or two occasions"
• "How long are you gonna be away for, Daddy?"
• "you know your mother and I love you very much,"
• "That's good work."
• "[MONOTONE] How long you gonna be away for, Daddy?"
• "you know your mother and I love you very much."
• "Okay. That's lunch, everybody."
• "How do those lifts feel?"
• "Well, whatever it is you're doing, keep doing it."
• "There's something different about you."
• "You got the same ugly mug you had"
• "And they're steaming hot. They're burning his hands."
• "He's throwing them up in the air."
• "Well, that's the most important thing."
• "ELAINE: You should've told the story about Pachyderm"
• "I'd be down at the dock waiting for the fleet to come in."
• "tells Dophne-- now, get this--"
• "And I was just about to break up with her"
• "So, now, you're gonna keep going out with her for spite?"
• "JERRY: Fulton's wife told me it's all my fault."
• "I moved into his hospital room for three days."
• "Yeah, well, just keep out of my business, you big ape."
• "Who you calling "big ape"?"
• "Oh, no, no. That's all right. It's all right."
• "The Cosby kids, Ricky Schroder, Macaulay Culkin."
• "There's an unwritten code about this kind of thing."
• "and get the paper and have breakfast,"
• "I don't think I'm gonna be able stay over tonight."
• "Well, Dad's been planning this for such a long time."
• "Maybe I shouldn't have gotten involved with you."
• "All right, I'm canceling the father-son picnic!"
• "So then, Pachyderm<i> picks up</i> the two pieces of pizza."
• "and the other lands... on his face."
• "That's one of the funniest stories I've ever heard."
• "Thank you. Thanks. You will not regret this."
• "Come on. How was your date?"
• "Yeah. How was it?"
• "How shall I put this?"
• "Were you involved in some sort of amorous--"
• "you were having pleasant conversation."
• "He's a good friend of mine. We play softball together."
• "Have you got any other friends you want to set me up with?"
• "Hey, how was your date with Phil Tatola?"
• "Well, maybe, uh, it needed some air."
• "she's having a pleasant conversation--"
• "I spend so much time trying to get their clothes off,"
• "Well, how long are you gonna keep this up?"
• "I'm very disappointed to hear you talk like that."
• "I'm going to the hospital to see Fulton."
• "You know, I'm sorry things didn't work out with Elaine."
• "NURSE [OVER PA]: <i>Dr. Callahan. Dr. Callahan.</i>"
• "BOTH: Rock, paper, scissors. Match."
• "No. Rock flies right through paper."
• "BOTH: Rock, paper, scissors. Match."
• "Look, Mickey, everybody knows that you're heightening."
• "Wait a second. Wait a second. You got me all wrong."
• "Let's go get something to eat."
• "You mean to tell me Superman can't cover everything?"
• "And that's what makes this... all the more difficult."
• "And I wound up meeting someone as a result."
• "And I'm afraid the worst of it is it's someone you know."
• "He was carrying these two pieces of pizza--"