Season 5, Episode 16: "The Standin"

How do you stop a kid from growing?

I told you, you should offer him some cigarettes.

I offered him cigarettes.

But his stupid mother's always hanging around.

She won't let him have any.

What about lifts?

Out of the question.

Can't you just switch with another midget?

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