Season 5, Episode 16: "The Standin"

But I got a big problem.

The kid I stand in for, he's growing.

He was 4 feet last month.

Now he's like 4'2" and a half.

He shot up 2 and a half inches.

4'3" is a stretch.

Any higher than that,

I'm gonna be out on my ass doing that paralegal crap.

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