Season 5, Episode 16: "The Standin"

Well, he doesn't have to tell her.

Maybe<i> he</i> likes her.

Oh, no, no, no. He's deeply in love.

And I was just about to break up with her

when she told me.

So, what are you gonna do?

Well, I can't break up with her now.

Because he said I was going to.

Create GIFSearch more Seinfeld quotes →