The Fire

Season 5, Episode 19 — 78 scenes

• "You don't even really realize that there is a party."
• "people have to help you blow out the candles."
• "They bring them in, sit 'em down, and they tell you:"
• "Oh, a coffee table book about coffee tables."
• "Ah, you know, actually, I've got some work I've gotta do."
• "I swear! This is like working with a contestant"
• ""Men definitely hit the remote more than women."
• "Well, I don't know. Don't ask me any more questions about jokes."
• "This guy Leonard Christian's gonna be there tomorrow."
• "You gotta meet this gal. She's brimming with positivity."
• "What about her kid? Is she bringing him too?"
• "GEORGE: Ow! What are you doing under there?"
• "He's putting his tongue on the floor."
• "When I was a kid, we didn't have these elaborate parties"
• "Well, this time, you can blow out the candles."
• "How are you doing today?"
• "He's going to Knopf. He is going to be a vice president."
• "Lippman really respects your opinion."
• "Like you said, stranger things have happened."
• "Thank you, Elaine. Thank you."
• "You know, Leonard Christian's here."
• "Is it possible for nostrils to expand?"
• "You know a lot of restaurants are serving brewed decaf too."
• "He swears, like he thinks I don't believe him."
• "I didn't pay a cover charge to stare at your bald spot.""
• "Oh, he's so great! This is so great!"
• "Men only care <i>what else</i> is on TV."
• "Uh, yeah, anyway, Yeah, all right."
• "I have an important show, and she heckles me?"
• "You didn't stop blathering throughout the whole set."
• "How will you make it if you can't take it?"
• "Hey, man, good set."
• "I don't know who Bozo is? What, is he a clown?"
• "What's the big deal? There's millions of clowns."
• "All right. Go fold your little balloon animals, Eric."
• "The burgers should be ready in a minute."
• "I think I smell some smoke back here."
• "WOMAN: That's the coward that left us to die!"
• "But you yelled, "Get out of my way.""
• "What kind of a topsy-turvy world do we live in where--"
• "And when you ran out, you left everyone behind!"
• "I was not leaving anyone behind!"
• "How do you live with yourself?"
• "So, she doesn't wanna see me anymore."
• "Did you knock her over, too,"
• "You probably couldn't see because of the smoke."
• "Well, perhaps when she's released from the burn center,"
• "So, what was the fire, just some greasy hamburgers?"
• ""Seinfeld froze like a deer in the headlights"
• "I should've let her have it. I held back because of Kramer."
• "I've always had a fantasy about doing that."
• "What, you're using my "babies" now?"
• "That's real conducive to the work atmosphere."
• "You find it hard to work with someone interrupting?"
• "What's going on? What's happening here?"
• "Oh, yeah! You gave her a taste of medicine, all right."
• "I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy. Step on it.""
• "So I got out of the seat and started walking towards him."
• "So I grab him by the collar. I take him out of the seat."
• "and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know?"
• "Well, people kept ringing the bell!"
• "the little guy's back in place at the end of the line."
• "Right. And you know how extremely sensitive she is."
• "Toby, what can I do? Can I get you something?"
• "It's got that little nail that's just impossible to cut."
• "Hey, Elaine. Did you hear the good news?"
• "You know, throughout this whole thing, she always kept smiling."
• "How could you do that? Everybody's talking about it."
• "ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jerry Seinfeld!"
• "I mean, does he really need "the Clown" in his title"
• "Are we gonna confuse him with Bozo the district attorney?"
• "That's why men hunt and women nest."
• "This is Ronnie Kaye!"
• "What, did you... You get a haircut?"
• "could I have a word?"
• "to stand in a burning hotel room memorizing directions."
• ""Gee, I heard they saved you swinging from the shower curtain"
• ""That's understandable.""