The Fire
Season 5, Episode 19 — 78 scenes
- "You don't even really realize that there is a party."
- "people have to help you blow out the candles."
- "They bring them in, sit 'em down, and they tell you:"
- "Oh, a coffee table book about coffee tables."
- "Ah, you know, actually, I've got some work I've gotta do."
- "I swear! This is like working with a contestant"
- ""Men definitely hit the remote more than women."
- "Well, I don't know. Don't ask me any more questions about jokes."
- "This guy Leonard Christian's gonna be there tomorrow."
- "You gotta meet this gal. She's brimming with positivity."
- "What about her kid? Is she bringing him too?"
- "GEORGE: Ow! What are you doing under there?"
- "He's putting his tongue on the floor."
- "When I was a kid, we didn't have these elaborate parties"
- "Well, this time, you can blow out the candles."
- "How are you doing today?"
- "He's going to Knopf. He is going to be a vice president."
- "Lippman really respects your opinion."
- "Like you said, stranger things have happened."
- "Thank you, Elaine. Thank you."
- "You know, Leonard Christian's here."
- "Is it possible for nostrils to expand?"
- "You know a lot of restaurants are serving brewed decaf too."
- "He swears, like he thinks I don't believe him."
- "I didn't pay a cover charge to stare at your bald spot.""
- "Oh, he's so great! This is so great!"
- "Men only care <i>what else</i> is on TV."
- "Uh, yeah, anyway, Yeah, all right."
- "I have an important show, and she heckles me?"
- "You didn't stop blathering throughout the whole set."
- "How will you make it if you can't take it?"
- "Hey, man, good set."
- "I don't know who Bozo is? What, is he a clown?"
- "What's the big deal? There's millions of clowns."
- "All right. Go fold your little balloon animals, Eric."
- "The burgers should be ready in a minute."
- "I think I smell some smoke back here."
- "WOMAN: That's the coward that left us to die!"
- "But you yelled, "Get out of my way.""
- "What kind of a topsy-turvy world do we live in where--"
- "And when you ran out, you left everyone behind!"
- "I was not leaving anyone behind!"
- "How do you live with yourself?"
- "So, she doesn't wanna see me anymore."
- "Did you knock her over, too,"
- "You probably couldn't see because of the smoke."
- "Well, perhaps when she's released from the burn center,"
- "So, what was the fire, just some greasy hamburgers?"
- ""Seinfeld froze like a deer in the headlights"
- "I should've let her have it. I held back because of Kramer."
- "I've always had a fantasy about doing that."
- "What, you're using my "babies" now?"
- "That's real conducive to the work atmosphere."
- "You find it hard to work with someone interrupting?"
- "What's going on? What's happening here?"
- "Oh, yeah! You gave her a taste of medicine, all right."
- "I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy. Step on it.""
- "So I got out of the seat and started walking towards him."
- "So I grab him by the collar. I take him out of the seat."
- "and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know?"
- "Well, people kept ringing the bell!"
- "the little guy's back in place at the end of the line."
- "Right. And you know how extremely sensitive she is."
- "Toby, what can I do? Can I get you something?"
- "It's got that little nail that's just impossible to cut."
- "Hey, Elaine. Did you hear the good news?"
- "You know, throughout this whole thing, she always kept smiling."
- "How could you do that? Everybody's talking about it."
- "ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jerry Seinfeld!"
- "I mean, does he really need "the Clown" in his title"
- "Are we gonna confuse him with Bozo the district attorney?"
- "That's why men hunt and women nest."
- "This is Ronnie Kaye!"
- "What, did you... You get a haircut?"
- "could I have a word?"
- "to stand in a burning hotel room memorizing directions."
- ""Gee, I heard they saved you swinging from the shower curtain"
- ""That's understandable.""
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