Season 5, Episode 19: "The Fire"

I was in a hotel the other day,

and they have that fire map on the back of the door.

I'm flattered they think I have it together enough

to stand in a burning hotel room memorizing directions.

"Hey, I'll go left by the stair,

right by the candy machine."

I'd probably get lost, have to go back to the room,

check the map again.