Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →And they always tell you, no matter what you do,
in a hotel fire, do not panic.
Hey, I've got four minutes to live.
I've never panicked in my whole life.
It's my option.
Even if they find you, you have a perfect excuse.
"Gee, I heard they saved you swinging from the shower curtain
naked with the ice bucket on your head. What happened?"