The Barber

Season 5, Episode 8 — 81 scenes

• "The old-fashioned barbershop is, unfortunately,"
• "Why do I want to see something that I never see?"
• "If I wanted to see everything, I would've been a fly."
• "George, we here at Sanalac like to think of ourselves"
• "I don't have to explain every little thing to you."
• ""Of course, I have to check with my associates.""
• "about how I understand everything immediately."
• "What kind of company is it?"
• "Wouldn't let that butcher cut my hair."
• "I believe they've had a cure for polio for quite some time."
• "What are you all dressed up for?"
• "because you my favorite customer. You been with me"
• "Eh, what's the difference?"
• "Jerry, today I'm going to do something special for you."
• "What if I shampoo? Sometimes a shampoo helps."
• "I'd have to pass him every day when I go by."
• "We're gonna get that haircut fixed up."
• "I still haven't heard about that job."
• "If not, by the time he comes back,"
• "and have to walk out in shame with your tail"
• "Uh, I'm starting work here today."
• "I didn't know know Mr. Tuttle was finished interviewing."
• "and the small one over here. I should ask Jack."
• "Meanwhile, I'll get you the Pensky file."
• "Can't wait to sink my teeth into that."
• "I think my co-workers are really taking to me."
• "What about your boss, who interviewed you?"
• "How come you're wearing a hat?"
• "You can forget about me going to that bachelor auction."
• "I don't know what he do if he find out I touch Jerry's hair."
• "Show me one person who's got a hand like a scissor!"
• "I'd like to have shoehorn hands."
• "Oh, great! Then you can go to the bachelor auction."
• "Actually, Enzo hasn't said that to me in a while."
• "Quick! Go in there! I'll clean up."
• "I rented the movie Edward Scissorhands."
• "You do haircut in the apartment?"
• "In the one minute that he worked on me,"
• "You're just imagining things."
• "His uncle came in. We almost got caught!"
• "Do I think? He's repugnant."
• "NEWMAN: Yeah, just the way that I was raised."
• "You know, I don't mind if somebody's funny,"
• "I'm going to go out for a little bit."
• "Hmm. That job sounds like it might be worth..."
• "<i>Mr. Costanza, Mr. Pensky's</i> <i>here to see you.</i>"
• "Of the Pensky file?"
• "into this, uh, flexible accordion-style folder to--"
• "Would you ever consider coming to work directly for me?"
• "<i>they're towing his car.</i>"
• "All morning, he looking at the hair. He staring at the hair!"
• "He was in the shop with Enzo."
• "My toilet's clogged. You can't unclog it?"
• "<i>that didn't have at least</i> <i>one hair in a brush.</i>"
• "I'm watching <i>Edward Scissorhands.</i>"
• "What? You want something to drink?"
• "If you want to watch, sit down."
• "Scissorhands is a hell of a barber."
• "Oh, gee, I-- I dropped a nickel."
• "Did you get it?"
• "Oh, you done good, Newman."
• "Sold! To the lucky lady in the third row."
• "Okay, our next bachelor is number, um..."
• "He's a high school graduate."
• "A high school equivalency program graduate."
• "I don't know, 6'3","
• "He likes, uh..."
• "And, uh, he just got um...a haircut."
• "Like Green Lantern or somebody? What's with this guy?"
• "Enzo Manganero!"
• "Go. Go in the bedroom. Go."
• "It was you that was at Gino's apartment the other night!"
• "but I was just dropping off a book."
• "I'm gonna kill the both of you!"
• "Oh, I thought you would've taken"
• "Let's see what you've been up to all week."
• "I'm beginning to wonder if you understand anything."
• "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong impression."
• "So, obviously, we would have no use for you."
• "<i>but Mr. Costanza's car</i> <i>is being towed.</i>"
• "So when you gonna be able to go out?"