Season 5, Episode 8: "The Barber"

It's Enzo's day off. Gino's there all by himself.

You know? You should get one for my bachelor auction.

What bachelor auction?

It's this thing where they auction off

dates with bachelors for charity.

And you didn't ask me to do it?

I could raise enough money to cure polio.

I believe they've had a cure for polio for quite some time.

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