Season 5, Episode 8: "The Barber"

He massacred you!

You look like you're five years-old.

What if I shampoo? Sometimes a shampoo helps.

You gotta start seeing somebody else.

Get out of this relationship.

I can't. He loves me.

He says I'm his most loyal customer.

Plus, he's right there on the corner.

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