Season 5, Episode 8: "The Barber"

There's no laws in hair cutting.

But show customers the back of their head.

That's the one law.

I don't want to see

the back of my head.

Why do I want to see something that I never see?

When I buy pants, two salesmen don't lift me up

and go: "How do you like the crotch?"

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