The Wife

Season 5, Episode 17 — 86 scenes

• "You give each other the same thing over and over again."
• "The only warning label people respect is "dry-clean only.""
• "By the way, you're falling way behind on the "I love you's.""
• "I think I'll try a sport jacket and scarf thing."
• "Ahh. I haven't worn this one in a long time."
• "There's a picture in here. Look."
• "It's one step from the couples that dress alike."
• "We just got back from breakfast."
• "It's a lucky thing I put the jacket on."
• "I turned my house upside down looking for this!"
• "Uh, you've never met my wife, uh, Meryl."
• "you don't walk to get married, you run."
• "Yeah, as an airline pilot, you're one of the few people"
• "I'm just waiting for my friend, George."
• "Yeah, nice to see you too."
• "Um. Yeah. My wife and I will have some more coffee."
• "Adoring's good for you. What does it do for me?"
• "Yeah, well, I-- I told my wife not to bring it."
• "You think about each other. You care about each other."
• "Once I started saying it, I couldn't stop."
• "I can't be taking all your dry-cleaning in."
• "You remember that guy at the health club?"
• "This guy gave me an open-lip kiss."
• "This one had a totally different dynamic."
• "Maybe he wants to change our relationship. Wow."
• "I don't know why you're interested. He's a jerk."
• "Well, I was in the locker room showering, and I..."
• "in the shower opposite saw me."
• "Do you go in the shower?"
• "Get outta the shower, put on my bathrobe,"
• "about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?"
• "I must have been in the incinerator room when you left."
• "So if you or your wife drop by on Wednesday,"
• "What are you talking about?"
• "Haven't I always been the good uncle?"
• "Who told you when you went to school that you print well?"
• "You know where I could get some good olives?"
• "<i>Who wouldn't like me</i> <i>in this leotard?</i>"
• "<i>Okay, he open-lips me.</i> <i>He dreams about me.</i>"
• "I'm thinking about turning him in too."
• "Could you get me something to drink?"
• "I'm looking in the first drawer. It's not here."
• "You show me where there's a can opener in that drawer."
• "Who is she? When did this happen?"
• "Is she there? Can we talk to her? What's her name?"
• "I'm just pretending to get a discount on dry-cleaning."
• "So last night, I turn up the heat. It's too hot."
• "What is that? Huh?"
• "Hey, I'm sorry about that can opener stuff."
• "Well, good night."
• "Yes, but then he wiped his hand on the top of the bottle"
• "If he was interested in me, he'd want my germs."
• "I will have no chance of going out with him."
• "I... I don't know."
• "Could it be because you don't want him to know"
• "Can we drop all the pee-pipe stuff here?"
• "All right, but this is the last time!"
• "Yes, I told him."
• "Okay, I'm sorry."
• "What kind of a business are you running here?"
• "I gotta meet Anna's parents today, remember?"
• "Hey, that's how I maintain my glow."
• "How much would it cost to clean this?"
• "Hey, Elaine. I'll be off in a second."
• "It's all yours."
• "Look, he knew I'd use the machine next."
• "Now I got him. And you're my witness."
• "What if he left a used Kleenex? What's that, a Valentine?"
• "But it isn't right. I can't."
• "I'm not gonna let you walk out of my life."
• "Do you want box or hanger?"
• "Besides, I'll take any chance I can to talk to her."
• "You're interested in-- In her?"
• "Yep, I'm getting married in 50 years."
• "to not wipe down a machine after using it?"
• "You're friends with the urinator, aren't you?"
• "With your twenty-five percent discount,"
• "Your husband brought it in himself."
• "Who is she? I wanna know who she is."
• "Oh, so you can marry<i> her</i> and give her the discount?"
• "Goodbye, Jerry."
• "It's all right. I want you to have it."
• "you was bringing a white boy home."
• "are meeting people that they wanna see every single day,"
• "If you're a man, the bride's family pays for the wedding."
• "But you gotta try and make it work, because remember:"