The Wife
Season 5, Episode 17 — 86 scenes
- "You give each other the same thing over and over again."
- "The only warning label people respect is "dry-clean only.""
- "By the way, you're falling way behind on the "I love you's.""
- "I think I'll try a sport jacket and scarf thing."
- "Ahh. I haven't worn this one in a long time."
- "There's a picture in here. Look."
- "It's one step from the couples that dress alike."
- "We just got back from breakfast."
- "It's a lucky thing I put the jacket on."
- "I turned my house upside down looking for this!"
- "Uh, you've never met my wife, uh, Meryl."
- "you don't walk to get married, you run."
- "Yeah, as an airline pilot, you're one of the few people"
- "I'm just waiting for my friend, George."
- "Yeah, nice to see you too."
- "Um. Yeah. My wife and I will have some more coffee."
- "Adoring's good for you. What does it do for me?"
- "Yeah, well, I-- I told my wife not to bring it."
- "You think about each other. You care about each other."
- "Once I started saying it, I couldn't stop."
- "I can't be taking all your dry-cleaning in."
- "You remember that guy at the health club?"
- "This guy gave me an open-lip kiss."
- "This one had a totally different dynamic."
- "Maybe he wants to change our relationship. Wow."
- "I don't know why you're interested. He's a jerk."
- "Well, I was in the locker room showering, and I..."
- "in the shower opposite saw me."
- "Do you go in the shower?"
- "Get outta the shower, put on my bathrobe,"
- "about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?"
- "I must have been in the incinerator room when you left."
- "So if you or your wife drop by on Wednesday,"
- "What are you talking about?"
- "Haven't I always been the good uncle?"
- "Who told you when you went to school that you print well?"
- "You know where I could get some good olives?"
- "<i>Who wouldn't like me</i> <i>in this leotard?</i>"
- "<i>Okay, he open-lips me.</i> <i>He dreams about me.</i>"
- "I'm thinking about turning him in too."
- "Could you get me something to drink?"
- "I'm looking in the first drawer. It's not here."
- "You show me where there's a can opener in that drawer."
- "Who is she? When did this happen?"
- "Is she there? Can we talk to her? What's her name?"
- "I'm just pretending to get a discount on dry-cleaning."
- "So last night, I turn up the heat. It's too hot."
- "What is that? Huh?"
- "Hey, I'm sorry about that can opener stuff."
- "Well, good night."
- "Yes, but then he wiped his hand on the top of the bottle"
- "If he was interested in me, he'd want my germs."
- "I will have no chance of going out with him."
- "I... I don't know."
- "Could it be because you don't want him to know"
- "Can we drop all the pee-pipe stuff here?"
- "All right, but this is the last time!"
- "Yes, I told him."
- "Okay, I'm sorry."
- "What kind of a business are you running here?"
- "I gotta meet Anna's parents today, remember?"
- "Hey, that's how I maintain my glow."
- "How much would it cost to clean this?"
- "Hey, Elaine. I'll be off in a second."
- "It's all yours."
- "Look, he knew I'd use the machine next."
- "Now I got him. And you're my witness."
- "What if he left a used Kleenex? What's that, a Valentine?"
- "But it isn't right. I can't."
- "I'm not gonna let you walk out of my life."
- "Do you want box or hanger?"
- "Besides, I'll take any chance I can to talk to her."
- "You're interested in-- In her?"
- "Yep, I'm getting married in 50 years."
- "to not wipe down a machine after using it?"
- "You're friends with the urinator, aren't you?"
- "With your twenty-five percent discount,"
- "Your husband brought it in himself."
- "Who is she? I wanna know who she is."
- "Oh, so you can marry<i> her</i> and give her the discount?"
- "Goodbye, Jerry."
- "It's all right. I want you to have it."
- "you was bringing a white boy home."
- "are meeting people that they wanna see every single day,"
- "If you're a man, the bride's family pays for the wedding."
- "But you gotta try and make it work, because remember:"
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