Season 5, Episode 17: "The Wife"

"What do you think of this shirt?"

"That would look good with a light starch."

The only warning label people respect is "dry-clean only."

Speed limits, lung cancer, cigarette warnings--

Your very life is at stake.

People go, "Ah, the hell with it!"

But dry-clean only? "Don't put that in the wash!

It's dry-clean only! Are you crazy?"

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