Season 5, Episode 17: "The Wife"

Well, what was I supposed to do?

Get outta the shower, put on my bathrobe,

go all the way down to the other end,

come all the way back?

Did you ever hear of holding it in?

Oh, no. That's very bad for the kidneys.

How do you know?

Medical journals!

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