Season 5, Episode 17: "The Wife"

What if he left a used Kleenex? What's that, a Valentine?

Now, you tell him if he's thinking of turning me in,

then I got the goods on him.

No, I won't be a party to this.

So you'll let me get suspended for shower urination?

Okay, I'll talk to him,

but you're putting me in a very difficult position.

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