The Puffy Shirt

Season 5, Episode 2 — 80 scenes

• ""Yeah, things are going great. I met a terrific girl,"
• "it's like you can take your bed and just crush it in your hands."
• "How can you compare your parents to my parents?"
• "My mother has never set foot in a natural body of water."
• "I told you I'd lend you the money for the rent."
• "why do you want to move back in with your parents?"
• "He doesn't even let you use the toilet."
• "No, no. It's really funny. There's these two guys--"
• "I think you're all a little touched in the head."
• "What am I going to do with all these sandwiches?"
• "Well, I guess we'll be going."
• "Elaine and I are going out with Kramer and his new girlfriend."
• "with your father."
• "I'll talk to you later."
• "Okay, well, I had this idea for a pizza place,"
• "What's that? Excuse me?"
• "that's gonna be the big new look in men's fashions."
• "See, I think people wanna look like pirates."
• "I'll be right back."
• "I set the whole thing up, and I got Jerry to do it."
• "Sure. Oh, yeah."
• "Why don't you want to take a civil-service test?"
• "You know, I couldn't bring myself to spend one of these."
• "I do know that I have some kind of a talent,"
• "I don't like this waiter."
• "I got a lot thinking to do."
• "To tell you the truth, I don't even think I'd pass it."
• "They're quite exquisite."
• "Have you ever done any hand modeling?"
• "I don't see how your hands are any better than my hands."
• "That's what comes from avoiding manual labor your whole life."
• "It's just like in the movies."
• "George has become a hand model."
• "but do not touch them."
• "You know, I never noticed this before."
• "You're not gonna believe what's happening with Leslie."
• "to wear the puffy shirt on the Today Show."
• "I couldn't understand a word she was saying,"
• "You mean, she was asking me to wear this ridiculous shirt"
• "based on the condition that you're gonna wear this"
• "But I don't want to be a pirate!"
• "Who the hell did you ever mention his hands to?"
• "how they're so soft and milky white."
• "Don't hand them to me with the point facing out!"
• "Now, I have an important photo session in the morning."
• "My hands have got to be in tip-top shape."
• "Just wanted to let you know, he's got about five minutes."
• "Jerry! Five minutes!"
• "Now that's a great-looking shirt."
• "Hey, this looks better than anything you own."
• "Hi Kramer, guess what. I just saw Bryant Gumbel."
• "Because the low-talker asked me to, that's why."
• "When we were at dinner and Kramer went to the bathroom."
• "You look like the Count of Monte Cristo."
• "Yeah, but you're supposed to be a compassionate person,"
• "I've never seen hands like these before."
• "The most exquisite hands you've ever seen."
• "but none could match the beauty of his own hand."
• "He was not master of his domain."
• "that eventually the hand locked into a deformed position,"
• "I, uh, only hope you have a little more self-control."
• "You don't have to worry about me."
• "Okay, let's get to work."
• "One of the performers will be comedian Jerry Seinfeld."
• "we're hoping to raise enough money--"
• "You gonna be wearing the puffy shirt at the--?"
• "And I think it's the stupidest shirt I've ever seen,"
• "Like that? Just like that. Hold it."
• "It was an honor."
• "if you're not doing anything later,"
• "the most beautiful hands they've ever seen in their life,"
• "Hey, I've never noticed your hands before, let me see."
• "Yeah. Real nice."
• "Have you completely lost your mind?"
• "I was excited because Jerry was putting on the puffy shirt."
• "Well, it got me fired from the benefit committee."
• "whose life is in complete disarray."
• "Can you spare a little change, for an old buccaneer?"
• "when we can't hear what someone is saying?"
• ""I'm not sorry because it's your fault.""