Season 5, Episode 2: "The Puffy Shirt"

Why do we always have to say "excuse me,"

when we can't hear what someone is saying?

Why are we so guilty?

"Excuse me. Pardon me. I'm sorry."

Why can't just once, I go,

"Nope. Not loud enough"?

Why can't I do that?

Just once I would like to have the guts,

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