Season 5, Episode 2: "The Puffy Shirt"

Where do you get off comparing your hands to my hands?

This is a one in a million hand.

That's what comes from avoiding manual labor your whole life.

This is it. It's happened to me, Jerry.

I was sitting in the restaurant,

the two nut-jobs were talking,

I couldn't take it anymore.

I get up from the table and "bop," I bop into this woman.

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